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Must kill M. Schumacher. (Subliminal, huh?!)

Introducing Bernie the Anti-Schumi rock.

Latest Update: 16/03/00.

Australia report written & posted. Exciting, huh?


Here it is at last then! The rewrite you've all been waiting for. Everything is now up to date (miracle, huh?!). I know it's taken a while but you should enjoy it. New features include F1 Light & Murray of the Month; old favourites to remain feature the "F1 Prayer" & Crimson Dragon's bizarre race reports. I hope you enjoy life here & if you have any comments or suggestions; email me.

I know that the people links on this page do not work, I am having trouble with the other 2 pages. Please bear with me!

All rise for Crimson Dragon. Now sit down again (tee hee). You are entering a place which is very special on the net, or at least so I like to believe. Yes indeed, you have entered the home of Fun in F1. Here you will find all those wonderful comic elements that are so rare in these days where they teach the drivers such courses as Advanced Backstabbing and Media Manipulation. Some things on this page are comic, some are perhaps a little controversial and some are merely silly.

Now for those of you who have come here expecting to find Maiden F1, I'm afraid I'm going to have to disappoint you. As the page is now split; you've got another link to click. Either use the graphic at the bottom of the page or click here.

Now I suppose I'd better introduce some of the weird & wonderful characters that you'll find popping up from time to time. This rabble is generally & colloquially known as "The Silverstone Crew" for the simple fact that they are the group who normally attend the British Grand Prix, or at least have once.

First off we have Mr Peter "PB", "Foodbag" Barclay (91 - 99). This was the chap responsible for getting myself & Mr Rowan "Row", "Hitler", "Lanky" Lill (95 - 99) to our first GP. Next up came Mr Robert "Hob-a-dob-flob-a-bob-a-job-hob-nob-rob", "Nob" Clarke (97 - 99)& Mr Mark "Blobby", Northcott (97 - 99). These brave souls were the first to join the three of us for our third trip. In the next year, we were joined by Mr Peter "PC" Clarke (98 - 99) who has remained quiet but with us ever since. Also joining us was the only lady to ever make the trip; Ms Jacquelyn "Green Fairy" Arnold. (98) This brave lass has even written about the experience for this page! Last, but by no means least: Mr Nigel "Fat Bastard", "SHUT UP!" Blinman. (99) He only joined us last season but settled in so fast & came up with such superb ideas (Egg Baseball) that it seems like we've had him forever. So that's all. Apart from me (95 - 99). So there.

Page Last Updated: 01/12/99


Murray of the Month!

So what can we have to start with? A classic then:

" ... & it's raining & the track is getting wet "




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Index

The F1 Prayer

Seasons: 1998, 1999, 2000

The Silverstone Experience / Jacquelyn's Adventures in Burgerland

F1 Light

F1 Links

Also by the same idiot...


Maiden F1.


The Anti-Schumacher League.


Legobod's D_F_P Page.


Minardi.

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